Smile, you're on national TV

Ted Haggard, evangelicus supremus, has a nice smile. He must have practiced flashing it for hours and hours into a mirror. He turns it on and talks through it whether he is preaching to the faithful at his megachurch (read "money-machine"), appearing in a documentary about the religious right, or answering a TV reporter's questions about his brush with 'meth'. If I were before a congregation, I'd smile, too. Likewise for a film appearance. But, if pressed about my buying and using 'meth', there would be no smile on my face. Unless, of course, I was a pathological smiler.