The Eleventh Reason

In a previous post, I proposed the top ten reasons why Sarah and Todd Palin's daughter had not got married before their baby was born. Once baby Tripp came into the world and the bidding started for the opportunity to have the first photograph, finally topping out at a reported $300,000, I realized the real reason there was no wedding before the birth was the money. A picture of an out-of-wedlock baby is worth more than one born of married parents. I also realize how naive I was when I made up the ten reasons and left the payoff out and how naive I still am. Of course, I should have realized that a picture of a b****** was worth more than one of a legitimate baby. I am still naive, because I wrote above that the bidding started after the birth. Heck, the bidding was surely going on before the due date. I hope the parents put enough of the money in a trust fund and invest it wisely to pay for Tripp's education, otherwise I've got a feeling that easy money will go pretty fast.